10. Carl Hughes
Forward
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Nickname: Drogba
Likes: Vinnie Jones, Crumpets with hot butter, Guinness, Lovejoy's (dave dommo) hair, besties burgers and onion rings, scoring goals (all 2 of them)
Dislikes: Catching pubes in zipper, people wiping boggies on the back of toilet doors when shit roll is at side of them. coffee from vending machines (powder milk - yuck), chavs (including gerr), carlsberg from sub.
Football Hero : Steve Bull